Born under the sign: "Help Wanted -- No Irish Need Apply."
Favorite Actress: Ellie Mae Clampett
With KVMR Since: 1987
Favorite Food: Cream of something-or-other, and anything on a stick.
Favorite Saying: "Are you gonna finish that?"
Favorite Color: Neon and Chrome

Thomas Joined KVMR in 1987 in search of a fast track to glory and riches. Still searching.

Raised by Arkies (not Oakies), and neighborhood hoodlums of the same age, plus one Spider-Monkey named "Spammy." Thomas was terrorized by farm animals at a young age, and was traumatized by learning that SPAM wasn't an actual part of a Hog, and that most people didn't care for it at all. This however, was offset by learning that Moon-Pies could be store bought.

Never wears a hat, as it makes his ass look too big.

Thomas will be survived by his two grown kids, daughter Ebbie, and son Jamie, and his growing up way too fast twin girls, Kate & Mary, my evil brother Russ, who has a towel fetish (a good story all by its self), and little sister RaNelda, "whom I hate, as she stays young looking and pretty, as I swiftly pass through the years, entering into senility." And of course, Mrs. "Ragged But Right," Shannon, who shares my love of music, the twin girls, and our dogs and cats.

I love the dogs too, but I don't tell her that.